iDisorder

It's hard to do a task
When you can't even move your ass
All I want to do is sit here
Like Homer who likes beer

I like to climb
I like to dive
But all I can do is use Skype

I like to travel
I like to marvel
But all I can do is use tumblr

I like to be a painter
I like to be a photographer
But all I do is Twitter

I am a sloth
It's better than being a slut
Who likes to be laid all day
But me, all I want to do is lay...

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