Joke Time 2

"sampal ng kananete napa-este ang peste nagkandaleche-leche"-- eraserheads

I'm teasing my brother because he is not yet circumcised. I made a knock knock joke for him.

Me: Knock knock

bro: Who's there?

Me: Tuli

bro: (hesitant) tuli who?

Me: It's TULI to apologize it's Tuli...

Another one...

We were watching 127 hours in my laptop. My mom asked what canyon is that.

Bro: Grand canyon?

Me: Hindi ata...

Bro: May canyon ba sa pilipinas?

Me: Oo...

Bro: Saan?

Me: Sa corregidor...

Mom, bros: (Tawanan)