Joke ng sandwich

RAIMUND: How many guitar players does it take to change a tire?
MONG: 10
RAIMUND: Bakit?
MONG: One to actually change the tire, and nine to tell him how he could have done it better.
RAIMUND: How many bass players does it take to change a tire?
MONG: How many?
RAIMUND: One, pero tuturuan sya ng gitarista.
MONG: How do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?
RAIMUND: PAUSES. Bumibilis yung katok! Another one: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
MONG: Ilan?
RAIMUND: Only one. Tatayo sya and the world revolves around him. Now, what do you call a person who hangs around with the band?
MONG: What?
RAIMS: A drummer.
MIKE DIZON (drummer for Sandwich): LOOKS UP FROM HIS CELLPHONE. Huh?!
Hahahaha!!!